I am a bottled blonde and I like to click my heels and sway my hair
I wear skinny jeans that I need to lay down in to get them on
I enjoy scratching other girls eyes out and tear away at the threads of their self-esteem with my perfectly manicured nails
It cost $100 you know...
But down to the point...I know you envy me
You want to be me, because I'm a self-richetous bitch with minions
I take pride in collecting boys
I'm attractive
I've blown multiple guys
My hair is beautiful
I have a nice ass!
and all the boys want to touch it
But in the end...I'm way to good for you to even "try" to be me!
So save yourself some time
and just admire what you cant have
Hi my name is Jonathan
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